1. queerqueerspawn:







    the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

    new york to haiti

    greenland is right out

    ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

    Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

    Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

    There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

    In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

    As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

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  3. yogaboi:




    why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

    no one tell him

    It is a very ‘brutal’ thing to do to a bottle of ‘Caesar’ dressing (which is only authentic if it contains a lot of anchovies), but I love anchovy pizza best.

    Oh that is classic Caesar!!

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  4. "Of course, the ultimate moment of being Female in Public comes when a woman, deep in thought, is told by a strange man to SMILE. (And this happens only to women.) Gentlemen, let’s get this straight. There is no part of my body that belongs to you, not even my facial expression."
    — From a devastating essay from Laura Lippman, author, about what it’s like to be a woman in public.  (via emilyvgordon)

    (via seriouslyamerica)

  5. tuiteyfruityundead:






    That’s prob about 12 hours

    extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

    LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
    Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
    Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
    Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

    The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

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  6. comedycentral:

    Click here to watch Jon Stewart cover Kansas’s anti-gay legislation on The Daily Show.

    And you can watch full episodes anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.

  7. karoline-von-manderscheid:

    Studio of Giuseppe Galli Bibiena (1696-1757):

    A capriccio of a baroque palace with numerous figures on the steps and terraces. 18th century.

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  8. believable-alibi:








    why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
    i rather see these than “keys in hand”


    Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

    I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

    Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

    Step 2: Duck!

    Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

    Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

    Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

    Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

    Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

    Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

    reblogging again for that^

    Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

    My sister posted this on her FB, and my parents said it was offensive. SO FUCK THAT, I’M REBLOGGING THIS.

    (Source: think4yaself, via ravenclawairbender)

  10. Tom Hiddleston, Chris Colfer, Eddie Redmayne
    Harry Styles
    Ben Barnes
    Simon Pegg
    Luke Newberry, Matthew Lewis, Russell Crowe
    Luke Pasqualino, David Tennant, UN Envoy Ahmad Alhendawi and Keifer Sutherland
    Jerome Jarre, Peter Gallagher, Douglas Booth
    Neil Gaiman, Logan Lerman, Jared Leto

    male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe

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  11. horrasin:


    McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

    Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

    arizona joins the aesthetic movement

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  12. infamymonster:


    Disney’s Queen Elsa Frozen - Inspired Makeup Tutorial & Disney’s Princess Anna Frozen - Inspired Makeup Tutorial by Ellend Muzzakky


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  13. postmodernismruinedme:




    “some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”


    also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope


    the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

    but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

    and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

    what a badass

    It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

    (via renacat)

  15. fandomsandfeminism:




    I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.


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