1. typette:

    zeedikay:

    drcabl3:

    jessicreep:

    kittydoom:

    A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

    Um yes!

    I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

    And it would still get stuck in my hair…

    now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

    EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

    JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

    (via 2thirdsofatriplethreat)

     
  2. kaching:

    If you’re going to ride a Segway, ride it like this

    (via clearkuria)

     
  3. tyleroakley:

    latenighthush:

    GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS

    WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT

    WE SMILE 

    AND CANT STAY STILL

    AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

    BOYS DO IT TOO

    I CAN CONFIRM

    (Source: double-take, via dont-u-mind)

     

  4. thetributesofthurmond:

    nicodicat:

    there are a lot of things in this world that I don’t like, and I can live with that but why do they put stickers on books

    Especially the extra sticky paper ones that you pull off but it leaves paper and sticky residue that picks up dirt and hair and shit and its all gross and you have to scratch at it but ITS STILL FUCKING THERE

    (via starkidstolethetardis)

     

  5. carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

    crispychocolate:

    serkret:

    god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

    we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

    my group is doing the very hungry hitler

     image

    OH MY GOD

    so hitler took poland

    but he was still hungry

    (Source: massive-yaoi-hands, via lesmiserablephantom)

     
  6. thefuuuucomics:

    dictatorboy:

    Shirt I saw while souvenir shopping

    i must have this shirt

    (Source: protoni, via lulz-time)

     
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  8. notloki:

    pushedoffaclef:

    majorsarcasm19:

    nicoception:

    iketheravinghawk:

    graham-bailey:

    playcount:

    Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

    I really really love this.

    anybody else think of avatar?

    Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…

    Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

    Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.

    But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

    Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.

    And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

    And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

    (via timelordonbakerstreet)

     
  9. abnormal-fallen-angel:

    hiddleshabanera:

    dragoniza:

    ”- Why don’t you smile? 

    -Because I have an ugly smile.

    -That’s impossible, when someone smiles, no matter what form have smile, or if your teeth are large, small, crooked… People just look beautiful when they smile, because we know that they are happy, and that’s what matters.”

    teeth / smiles appreciation Animation

    YOU FORGOT ONE 

    image

    reblogging for that ^^

    (via timelordonbakerstreet)

     
  10. idkrn:

    hiddleswiggles:

    That’s good service.

    We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request..

    (Source: poyzn, via timelordonbakerstreet)

     
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  12. When I go out with my biffles

     
  13. whosjeangrey:

    HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE: Natasha Alianovna Romanoff

    "Regimes fall every day. I tend not to weep over that, I’m Russian… or was.”

    (via buckkybarnss)

     
  14. makes-us-stronger:

    This is probably the greatest thing you will see all day. You’re welcome.

    (via hecallsmepineappleprincess)

     

  15. "A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her."
    — 

    Unknown

    I will reblog this every single time

    (via hogwartsastory)

    (Source: quotethat, via zivadinozzos)